Jiraiya Meets Minoru and his Mother Kushina

Minoru Uzumaki-Fuuma and his tomboyish mother Kushina Uzumaki were both traveling towards Snow Country. Minoru kept his guard up, intending on killing anything and anyone that dared to hurt his mother.

Jiraiya had been peeping... er... researching at the Snow villaage's hot springs. He saw someone come towards it with a strange red haired man. He also saw someone who looked farmiliar but he couldnt tell who she was. He blushed as he saw her assets and turned his telescope towards her.

"Is there any particular reason why you are peeping on my mother, you perverted, shriveled up old man?" Minoru asked the legendary Toad Sannin with a cold glare on his face as he appeared in front of Jiraiya's telescope with a loud crackling sound, his face frozen into an expression of unholy rage. Jiraiya could see that Minoru beared a striking resemblance to his student's wife Kushina.

"hush up... wait.. how can a girl that looks as young as you be your mother" Jiraiya said intellgently.

"She was recently revived from the dead and don't change the question you wrinkled up prune. Tell me why you are peeping on my precious mother Kushina" he growled out as an insane amount of killing intent swirled around him.

"...kushina...." His mouth fell open. His long dead student's long dead wife was alive again

"Mino-Chan, who's this man your talking to?" asked Kushina as she finished up at the Hot Springs. "Just some old perv who tried to peep on you. Shall I proceed to blow up his balls for you mom?" Minoru asked her with a twisted grin as he turned towards Jiraiya and chuckled evilly.

"KUSHINA!!!" Jiraiya ran towards her smiling and laughing up a fit. But wait.. hed just realized he had just peeped on his student's wife, and that he only knew kushina had one child.

Kushina turned towards him and squinted her eyes at him. "Jiraiya? How are you doing? I see you've gotten even older. Still writing that perverted book? Is Tsunade to kicking your ass for always looking at her assets?" she asked him with a wide smile on her face. Minoru looked at the two in a confused manner.

"fine. Of course.. I wouldnt be me if I didnt now would I?... and yes" He smirked widely "I didnt know you had another son..."

Kushina and Minoru looked at each other with an unidentifiable expression on their faces. "Well, you see, it gets very confusing, considering his father is not Minato but his father IS a former student of yours" she explained nervously. Minoru scowled in hatred at the mention of the Yellow Flash and his scowl only got bigger when Kushina mentioned his father.

Jiraiya thought for a moment. wait... hed only trained a few people. "no way... you mean NAGATO?!?!" Jiraiya's mouth fell open

"Well, yes" she said with a nod of her head.

"Kushina Uzumaki.. how dare you do that to minato? and me? and naruto... ok please for gods sake explain this to me." He said angry.shocked and scared at the same time

Minoru snarled and got into Jiraiya's face. "You listen here you shriveled up prune. Never dare accuse my mother of such a low thing called two-timing. That blond bastard Minato Namikaze deserved nothing less. In fact, he deserved nothing but that AND death after what he did to my mother" he snarled at him in rage as he got in front of Kushina.

"you mean sacrificing himself to save not only her but his entire village?" Jiraiya said stupidly

"Mino-Chan, calm down. Remember, this is not the world we know" lectured Kushina. Minoru took a few deep breaths and calmed down. "As you wish mother" said Minoru as he stepped away from Jiraiya.

"would you care to explain Kushina?" Jiraiya said in a serious stern tone of voice

"Well, to tell you the truth Jiraiya, me and Mino-Chan here are....not of this dimension. Me and my son here are from another dimension" she explained.

".... you cant be serious" Jiraiya said shakily

"I'm afraid I am. Though, I am glad that you act the same as the Jiraiya I know. I just wish Minato could have been like the Minato you know then the one I do" she said with a sad sigh.

"if what you say is true.. then something with as much power as kyuubi wouldve caused this... but he said you were dead so your soul could have came close to the boundaries of this dimension and someone ressurrected you... but that wouldnt explain how he is here... tell me about this dimension"

"Well, in our dimension, many things are different. For one, Orochimaru never became corrupt in his goals or became selfish. He was as loyal to the Leaf as you are. Madara Uchiha died and Itachi Uchiha never killed the Uchiha. However, the biggest change was Minato Namikaze" Kushina said, a shiver of fear running down her spine.

"what happened to him..." He asked saddly, knowing it wouldnt be a good thing.

"Well, Minato survived the sealing of the Kyuubi. However, he wasn't anything like the Minato you know. The best way I can describe him is a more jealous, petty, bitter version of the Orochimaru you are familiar with. He forced me into an arranged marriage, despite my resistance as because he was an arrogant, selfish asshole. Then, when we were 'married', he treated me like a piece of property and slept around with other women, one in particular by the name of Konan, a blue-haired woman. I hated Minato with a passion and met Nagato. I sort of feel in love with him and saw him behind Minato as because he did the same to me. Eventually, I became pregnant with Minoru and Minato was furious when he found out Minoru wasn't his. So, when the Kyuubi attacked, also on the day I gave birth to Minoru, which was two years before the time the Kyuubi attacked here, he stole Minoru from me and sealed the Kyuubi into him. He then proceeded to make plenty of ridiculous laws stating that anyone even being nice to my son was to be executed. So Minoru grew up without any but me until he was six, where Minato finally had enough of me and executed me, leaving Minoru to slowly descend into hatred and anger" she explained sadly.

Jiraiy's mouth fell open. He had thought it'd be bad but not this bad, this was as bad as his own personal hell, if not worse.

"I'm glad that you aren't any different from the super pervert I know" she said with a smile on her face.

"heh heh heh of course not" He smirked "even in any dimension Im me... but.... this might cause a problem" He said

"Cause a problem for what?" Kushina asked him with a confused expression on her face.

"how did you and your son get here?" He asked worriedly

"Well, the Shinigami sent my spirit here but Mino-Chan, why don't you explain how you got here?" Kushina asked Minoru. "I got here after a little fight with that fucking hairball the Kyuubi. I modified the seal on me to give myself all of the Kyuubi's chakra. I then released the weakened fox demon and killed it. The backlash of that battle sent me here" he said as he crossed his arms.

"shit.... what jutsu ressurected you kushina?" He asked even more worried

"I'm not sure" Kushina said with a thoughtful expression on her face.

"any idea just who did it then?" He asked thinking much about this situation

"Some person by the name of Kurokon" she said as she shrugged her shoulders.

His eyes widdened slightly "how the hell... oh shit.." He said scaredly

"What's wrong Jiraiya?" Kushina asked him with a worried expression on her face.

"I have a bad feeling our worlds will collide.. kushina" He paled

"You mean, our worlds will combine?" she asked him as her face grew pale.

"quite possibly.... let me put it this way kushina..... god made more than one dimension obviously, now he had to have made a seal inbetween them. now what happens when a seal is used too much?"